Hiya.
I'm Dan. I'm in bands, because I like to pretend to be artistic. I'm vegan because I'm better than you. I'm straight edge because I'm stronger than you. And I really should wipe that ugly smirk off my face. You can read about what a self-absorbed dork I was back in the day, when I kept a random internet diary. Or you can go see why the ladies be a-flockin' in my picture section. Read some sappy crap in the lyrics section, and laugh at someone else's pain for once. Then go read, watch, or listen to The Enos Project; it may enlighten you.
Last updated November 29th, 2002
The Spotlite Archives
The Altar of Fashion and Jealousy
The Official Bio of me, you read it here, toots
The Friend Test: for those who know me so well.
Gear. Envy. Schweet.
West on Sixty-Sixth on mp3.com (My old band)
The Enos Project on mp3.com
The Enos Project written word
My journal; a parody of itself
Laugh at someone else's pain.
Honest music.
The Enemies List
Rock out with your cock out.
Think of someone else for once, and vote for this guy.
You want a piece of this shit?